"Beware of people who dislike cats." Irish proverb

"Happy is the home with at least one cat"- Italian Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs..You can't get a cat to pull a sled through the freezing snow.... Jeff Valdez

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.